*gets A on test*
.02% rise on grade
*gets C on test*
damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
You could live a hundred lifetimes and not deserve him, you know.
He did the thing everyone wanted to do. RDJ ladies and gents.
I bet he did this the whole time they were on set
Finnick is this tanned, green-eyed, sex god. I’m thinking I’m brunette, I have loads of stubble, at the time I was by no means in shape. This guy walked in just after my audition who looked like Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise. Yeah, I’m not going to get this.
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
what rock group has four men that don’t sing
Knowing you’re the last generation to remember life before the internet…